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by toddt from FL.

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Obama is getting his own stamp?????

Sep 11, 2008 | 8:17 PM
Category: Political

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The United States has issued a new First Class stamp with a portrait with Obama on it. But in the first weeks of using it, the USPS has received numerous complaints about it not sticking to envelopes.

Enraged, Obama demanded a full-scale investigation.

The USPS said in it's report that "there is nothing wrong with the adhesive on the new stamp. People are just spitting on the wrong side!"

19 Comments | Add a Comment

Sep 12, 2008 | 7:28 AM

Thanks for making my day toddt!! I love it.

rottweiler7575

Sep 12, 2008 | 8:50 AM

Too Funny....will try one today and see if it will stick to the bottom of my boot.....LOL

Nightmare

Sep 12, 2008 | 9:39 AM

That's really not funny. Besides, stamps are self adhesive now, so no one licks them anymore. Someone is living in ancient history.

toddt

Sep 12, 2008 | 10:01 AM

Oh come on Nightmare, where is your sense of humor? If you cannot laugh at a man with big ears that is trying to run for President who can you laugh at?

hwayoutaline

Sep 12, 2008 | 10:34 AM

Absolutely priceless, Thanks for making my friday morning todd!

CynPro

Sep 12, 2008 | 10:55 AM

What would be the response if this "JOKE" was pointed toward Palin ??

Since it is pointed toward Obama, and could be
interpreted as promoting spitting on black people,
should his campaign and blacks act indignatly
and demand an apology?
No, only a cry-baby would do that...

Abunai

Sep 12, 2008 | 12:55 PM

Oh PLEASE! Do I have to even show the left how to complain correctly now?

CynPro, You should have made comment that since stamps are usually only authorized for issue AFTER someone is dead, that the right is wishing the man's death! But I understand how it is when people of any color other than white walk around with their fingers on the race card switch all day, and will out of reflex use it first.

Hey CynPro... ever gonna open up your own posts for comment? I see you still are too much of an intellectual coward to do so, but as a long practiced hypocite, find it in your heart to rag on everyone else's.... I did see that others now are deleting ANYTHING you post on their blog inputs until you open yours up....

LOL!

silverfox06

Sep 12, 2008 | 2:41 PM

THAT WAS GREAT.

toddt

Sep 12, 2008 | 3:47 PM

Glad to hear you all LOVED it......oh ya, except "I have no sense of humor" Cynpro!

Just to humor you I read my little joke 10 times in a row really slowly. I fail to see any racism in what was written. It is amazing to me how quickly people pull the race card when it is not racially motivated whatsoever. Care to explain how my post is racist?

If it makes you feel better post this joke but place your least favorite Republican in Obama's place.

I just looked at my calendar, it is Friday. I just looked at my watch and it is 3:45.

LOOSEN UP, THE WEEKEND IS HERE!

Abunai

Sep 12, 2008 | 5:48 PM

OK.. heres one:
From an old friend and former blogger: (you might have seen this)

A woman in a hot air ballon realized she was lost. So she lowered her altitude and spotted a man below and shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his PDA and shouted up to her, "You're in a hot air ballon, about 30 ft. above the ground and 356 ft above sea level. 31 degrees 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

Rolling her eyes at the man she yells back down to him, "Obviously you're a Republican!" The man replies, "That I am! How did ya know?"

She replys "well, everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with the information you gave me, and I'm still lost! Frankly.. you have been no help!"

With a chuckle... the man on the ground shouts back up, "Well that makes you a Democrat!" She looked back down at the man... "yes I am, how did ya know?"

Shouting back up to the woman, the man replies, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to alot of hot air, and made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and have expected me to solve your problem." "You're in the same position you were in before we met, but somehow.... it's my fault."

ZipItHippy

Sep 12, 2008 | 6:08 PM

Great Joke toddt, I lmao, not once but twice, the second laugh came from the liberals not understanding humor.

northton

Sep 12, 2008 | 7:49 PM

Good one todd!

toddt

Sep 12, 2008 | 9:10 PM

Thanks. I also like Abunai's joke.

Actually if you want to laugh again just cut and past my joke and place Hillary's name where Obama's is. Which Clinton you ask? Does it really matter?

Have a good night all.......yes even you Dems!

DaytonaFrank

Sep 12, 2008 | 10:21 PM

LOL! Thanx todd! Great post!

WilliamHoward

Sep 12, 2008 | 11:03 PM

Admittedly, it is humorous. Abunai's schtick was comedic as well. It's refreshing to know that the core of quasi "fanatics" actually possess a sense of humor. That being typed, don't fail to tune in to this week's episode of "Size Does Matter".

Abunai

Sep 13, 2008 | 2:57 PM

LOL! I have a bumper sticker that says just that! Size Matters! (has a picture of the business end of my .45ACP )

LOL!

Hey... its all good...I have a great sense of humor! Good for the jokes right after I'm done, dropping bombs on little wanna-be 60s hippy freak liberals that complain and moan as instructed, and couldn't point out a picture of their own leadership if their lives depended on it!

DaytonaFrank

Sep 13, 2008 | 8:32 PM

Poor CynHo. She needs to get off Obama's website, and look at the rest of the world.

Yes, there are others out there! But you are stuck on one, and that makes you pathetic.

Even more pathetic, is the way you delete everyone on your posts that do not agree with you, or have a different point of view.

Surely you are NOT American!

WilliamHoward

Sep 14, 2008 | 10:44 PM

Hey toddlerpp, I mean toddt...just extending the invitation once again to read my latest installment of "Size Does Matter..." (Part II)...Laughter is good medicine.

DaytonaFrank

Sep 15, 2008 | 12:39 AM

Only if the size of your brain matters.

That would exclude you. You have none.

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