swansong2's Blog

A woman woke up one night to a strange sound.

She rolled over to wake her husband up to find he wasnt there.

Alarmed, she got out of bed and walked out of the bedroom.

As she got closer to the kitchen the sound was getting louder.

She peeked into the kitchen and saw her husband at the table sobbing uncontrollably.

She rushed over and put her arm around him and asked what was wrong.

He looked at her with tear filled eyes and asked her if she remembered when her father caught them having sex when they were sixteen.

She answered YES and asked why that would make him cry.

He answered remember when he said we either had to get married or I would go to jail for twenty years?

Yes she said

To that he replied I would be getting out tomorrow