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by rottweiler7575 from Volusia County

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
Officer: May I see your driver's license
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen.
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!!
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation
Captain: Sir, can I see your license
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

Do you think this would work??? Hope it puts a smile on your face......

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LadySunshine read my blog
Jul 1, 2008 | 11:43 AM

This brought tears to my eyes! That was too funny. Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed the laugh!!

NeZe read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 12:07 PM

LOL ~

Very funny!

Twizlled read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 9:05 PM

LMAO
would it work...hmmmmmmmm
to funny

DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jul 5, 2008 | 12:29 AM

ROFLMAO! NO, I don't think it would work!! Especially not in Volusia Co. I think it would get your face sprayed with pepper juice, your skull cracked with an asp, and get you a very cramped, albeit air conditioned ride to the County Jail, located on Indian Lake Rd!

Native_Floridian read my blog view my photos
Jul 8, 2008 | 1:34 PM

No this definitely would NOT work. If anything, you're going to be in even more trouble because now you're going to be arrested for sure, because just like the lady that made up the story of her being kidnapped when she ducked out on her wedding, you just got yourself surround by gun wielding officers and the entire plice force by LYING to an officer, sounds like this idiot in the supposed joke here will be going to jail for a very long time.

I wouldn't try it unless you have a death wish, cops may shoot and ask questions later telling stories like that!

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I'm a Dog Trainer who enjoy's animals of all types, I have been in public service for over 35 yrs as a Captain on the Fire Dept. & a Reserve Police Officer. I'm the President of WeCare Animal Disaster Response which can be seen in my Photo's. It is a Hospital on wheels offering FREE medical treatment for animals during Disasters, like the Tornado's this past winter. We are a 501c3 Charity and put on Fund raisers to help offset the cost of operating this service. We are always in need of Medical Supplies. We receive NO FUNDS from any County or City, just from Animal Lovers... Rottweiler7575@yahoo.com

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