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FEMA help!
Aug 19, 2008 | 8:11 AM
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Can anyone tell me where I can sign up for all the freebes from FEMA? Hurricane fay has destroyed my home, car, and everything else in my life. It ruined my plazma tv, three computers, two new vehicles, brand new refrigerator and range, complete living room furniture and two bedroom suites. I need money for relief (lots of it too). I lost my job because of the hurricane too. Where can I go to sign up?  OH, and yeah, I also lost all my medical coverage too. By the way, I am in Ocala but want to relocate to someplace nice and warm year round where I don't have to work NO MO.

Thanks, and I'll be waiting for your help FEMA.

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bchans read my blog
Aug 19, 2008 | 11:10 AM

You want handouts ... hang on BO will more than sadly likely be our next Prez ...

The handouts ARE coming ... but who's paying???
Hawkeye read my blog
Aug 19, 2008 | 11:19 AM

You can pick up your check at the local Liquer/Porno Store...

LMAO..

You DON'T need ID..You DON'T need Proof of Ownership and remember to apply for the replacement of the house that you were RENTING at the time..LOL..

BTW..Remember the Cruise Ships that they wanted to put people on and they refused??

People made ALL kinds of Comments about that..

I understood PERFECTLY why they refused..

Things didn't work OUT so well for them the LAST time some white guy wanted to put them on a boat..

LMAO..Ohhh Lord..I'm ganna hear it over THAT one...
toddt read my blog
Aug 20, 2008 | 7:21 AM

As long as they are giving out stuff for free. I am gonna wait me in dat line 2! I had over 2 million in cash that just flied away in the storm. I gots no insurance so I gotta ax someone some questions about the free stuff.

P.S. Lets keep this city chocolate!!
toddt read my blog
Aug 20, 2008 | 8:33 AM

My a/c went out and it is only 65 in my house. My 9th bathroom has a broken toilet and my cell is only 80% charged. When will it all end?? Send help!
oldvamp read my blog view my photos
Aug 20, 2008 | 8:38 AM

Hey todd, maybe you should try and track down some your kids daddies. Those that ain't in jail could hep ya. They's lots a money in drugs an maybe they can throw some at ya. ROFLMAO
toddt read my blog
Aug 20, 2008 | 9:09 AM

Nah they all used me and now I aint even know where they is. All well guess I will have more and stay on welfare!
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Aug 20, 2008 | 10:37 AM

The same thing happened to me oldvamp. Tropical storms are so treacherous. I lost everything. Nearly 4 million worth. I hope FEMA hurries with my new "temporary" trailer housing and my checks. I got cheren to feed and a gold toof that needs fixin.
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