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LEARNING INGLISH WITH PEPITO
Nov 30, 2008 | 8:49 PM
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IF YOU REPEAT THESE SENTENCES OVER AND OVER...........HEY..........YOU MAY JUST LEARN.........ENGLISH.........THOUGH IT MAY BE IMPROPER...........I WILL TAKE IT

 

Spanish Words of the Day: < br> &n bsp;
1. Cheese 
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito 
Replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. 
 
2. Mushroom 
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 
 
3. Shoulder 
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I Shoulder. 

4. Texas 
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 
 
5. Herpes 
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 
 
6. July 
Ju told me ju were going to tha stor e and July to me! Julyer! 
 
7. Rectum 
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 
 
8. Juarez 
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 
 
9. Chicken 
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 
 
10. Wheelchair 
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair 
 
11. Chicken wing 
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing 
 
12. Harassment 
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment Nothing to me. 

13. Bishop 
My wife fell down the s tair so I had to pick the bishop 
 
14. Body wash 
I wan t to go to the club but no body wash my kids 
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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Dec 1, 2008 | 7:03 AM

Thanks for the laugh Candy. I sometimes teese my wife like that.
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Dec 1, 2008 | 8:08 AM

Nacho Cheese: Its my cheese, nacho cheese.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Dec 1, 2008 | 10:23 AM

I am nacho friend no more..........

laughter is indeed good medicine.

Juan day I will make the world laugh with me.
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candyaquino

I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

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