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by candyaquino from Orlando

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Tickle me Elmo................for sure
Nov 26, 2008 | 12:09 PM
Category: Entertainment
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws
open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself
together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

  You are the way you are because that's the way you want to be.    "For as he thinks within himself, so he is"  Proverbs 23:7
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jessicaS read my blog
Nov 26, 2008 | 12:56 PM

Now thats funny LOL
MrAsphalt read my blog
Nov 27, 2008 | 11:04 AM

Happy thanksgiving candy...Be sure to enjoy your turkey buzz....I'll be enjoying mine....
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Nov 30, 2008 | 8:41 PM

LOL....Mr. Asphalt..Turkey was great..thanks. Hope yours was as nice.
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I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

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