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YEAST INFECTION...........
Nov 20, 2008 | 2:40 PM
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  SAD NEWS

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma Complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as 'a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.' Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still considered a
crusty old man and a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, and three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held for about 20 minutes at 350.

 

with so much bad news lately......isn't it time for Sharing a Funny.........go ahead laugh


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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 7:27 AM

Lmao... Will anyone rise to the plate and fill his shoes?
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 8:56 AM

Doughboy was gay? Who woulda thunk it?!
SquashedVoice read my blog
Nov 21, 2008 | 10:21 AM

hehehe...now that was funny. Ima just tryin to figure out after readin it how cromagnonwoman thinks doughboy was gay?
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 11:21 AM

Playdough is a guy. Look at the can.
SquashedVoice read my blog
Nov 21, 2008 | 12:10 PM

Then if thats the case..sense theres one in the oven an kids to show for it...then playdough must had a sex change somewhere down the line. Just no money to get the good parts to play with or maybe they just fell off. I was gonna ask ya what to call it now but Ima thinkin confusin would be the best answer. The lesson to learn here maybe is for Amendment 2 to work more Playdoughs are goin to have to get sex changes. An just have to ask...whats a gal like you doin checkin out the crevices on playdough?
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 12:25 PM

Crevices. lol.
Maybe PlayDoh looks like a boy but is really a woman. That is the big news these days "Man pregnant for second time".
I might be confused beings that PlayDoh can change whatever, whenever. lol
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Nov 23, 2008 | 10:25 AM

you are too funny cromagnonwoman and squashedvoice.........Gay...of course doughboy was GAY.......HE BROUGHT LAUGHTER AFTER LAUGHTER INTO YOUR HOMES AT EACH AND EVERY HOLIDAY........lol.......

Peterpaul married Almond Joy and created sneakers............lol. I used to know many of these........it was amazing how to put them together.........though this one in particular came from a good friend.........Gosh hard to believe we have known each other for 30+ years..YEP.........LIFE PASSES YOU BY...enjoy
snkypete read my blog
Nov 23, 2008 | 12:05 PM

Candy ,you made my day! ....Thanks
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Nov 23, 2008 | 1:34 PM

you are welcome snkypete.......today I truly learned that life comes at you fast and laughter is the best medicine. Glad you enjoyed it.......HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES........
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I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

Member Since: 9/10/2006


 

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