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by candyaquino from Orlando

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No Speak English
Oct 20, 2008 | 9:34 AM
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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.   

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.  

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.  

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken

and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.  

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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What were you thinking?   
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

I don't know about you sometimes!

you GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY..............it is not ONLY HISPANICS....that can't speaketh the English...............there are many...........way too many too count.......Wonder if Barack has a law to implement THE ENGLISH ONLY IN AMERICA..................that would be an interesting debate.....ya think

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candyaquino

I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

Member Since: 9/10/2006


 

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