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by candyaquino from Orlando

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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED.............
Oct 6, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? 

8-- You take her to bed and tell her a story. 

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. 

At 28 -- You don't need to tel l her a story to take her to bed. 

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. 
 
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! 

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? 
Wouldn't you love to say this to someone?

AND REMEMBER: 
Good friends are like stars. 
You don't always see them but you always know they are there. 

BLESSED ARE ALL THE CRACKED PEOPLE.........FOR THEY LET THE LIGHT SHINE THROUGH.......................HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Oct 6, 2008 | 1:14 PM

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candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Oct 6, 2008 | 1:43 PM

confused Eric??? lol........
Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Oct 6, 2008 | 4:26 PM

LOL
Its well a good one.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Oct 6, 2008 | 4:36 PM

it is quite funny.....and so true.......lmaoff...hear about the MELTDOWN.....these people are so pathetic...all that Bailout monies...and NOW WHAT........shame on those that didn't heed to the warning to TAKE out their money from investments......I feel for all the hard working tax payers that were wishing and hoping to make a little extra......ON the other hand this could be a HOGWASH for an excuse TO WHERE THIS MONEY now goes too????
AnonJane read my blog
Oct 6, 2008 | 6:11 PM

Haha! Funny blog! Thanks for the good humor. :-)
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 7, 2008 | 6:38 AM

That was sooo funny but there probably is a bit of truth in it.
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Oct 7, 2008 | 9:41 AM

glad you enjoyed it bloggers......someone else says......LAUGHTER IS GOOD HUMOR......and in these times.......I try to find things that makes one laugh...........enjoy
Arky51 read my blog view my photos
Oct 7, 2008 | 2:23 PM

My teeth are like stars,
They come out at night.

Tu sabes . . . es dia por dia
Para un viejo sin diente.

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BornToBeWild read my blog view my photos
Oct 7, 2008 | 11:13 PM

You mean he will stay in bed to avoid my story...WHEN? At that age now and can't keep him in bed! LOL
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Oct 8, 2008 | 12:21 AM

LOL.....Arky...that's too funny and Boo good to hear from you.......that's what I am saying......I sleep on the couch.....lamofff...well sometimes......
WilliamHoward read my blog
Oct 8, 2008 | 3:39 PM

Laughter, indeed, is good medicine...candy

Thanx for the reminder.
FloridaBrit read my blog view my photos
Oct 11, 2008 | 7:56 AM

I go to bed with a beautiful woman every night- but when I wake up in morning I sometimes got 2 more beautiful little women asleep next to me !!
why cant they stay in thier beds !

:-)
northton read my blog view my photos
Oct 13, 2008 | 6:18 PM

!Blog divertido, Candy!
candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Oct 14, 2008 | 9:46 AM

lol......to all......and FloridaBrit..that's too funny...I guess it happens to all of us......specially WHEN YOU GO TO THE THROWN......OR THE BOWL........isn't it funny how they suddenly need you WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SIT AND HAVE A QUIET TIME IN THE CAN........lol
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candyaquino

I am a legal Assistant/Paralegal of 23+ years, Notary, Beautician, Nutritionist.Originally came from Cuba in 1967 have live the American Dream. Have witness the riotings and seen the changed in economy, politics and education. Happily married to my now, retired husband. After he served in vietnam later became a Detective for the Arson Squad then became a Firefighter. We are very proud of him and Thank God he made out of the Fire Department alive. We both have won awards, his was The Valor Award for saving lives and I got a Proclamation from the City of Newark for serving as security and community activist. Orlando is now our home.My ultimate goal is to serve the community and run for office some day. I presently have a seat in the Board of Directors for our HOA. We have five wonderful children two girls and three boys and three beautiful grandsons. I Thank God for all that my parents instilled me have been rubbing off on them so far. Happy to be a member of WOFL's Blog and look forward to meeting and communicating with WOFL's viewers.

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