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  People were in their pews talking at church.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
church.  Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for
one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming
oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
'Don't you know who I  am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the  man.

'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?'
asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old
man in an even tone.

'Did you know that I could cause you profound ,
horrifying, agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And  you're still not afraid?' asked  Satan.

'Nope,' said the old  man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'

The old  man calmly replied, 'Been married to
your sister for 44 years.'

Thank you my friend you know who you are...I felt the need to share this as it  has a strong point. God Bless You and Keep you Safe no matter where you are. God Have Mercy on all the lost souls.