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I was watching Fox News today and I say some very annoying commercials. First, Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson were sitting next to each other talking about the environment. Next I saw another one with Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich sitting next to each other telling us that we need new and cleaner fuel sources for our energy.

Umm, who the hell are they talking too. They say at the end to contact our leaders and tell them to push for GREEN crap. Who do they think our leaders are? Nancy Pelosi? Come on you idiots, how much did it cost to run these commercials. Do you think that the average joe that you are advertising to is sitting in his HOME LAB coming up with a new fuel source?

You stupid, stupid people. I guess the sad part is that some dumbass people are probably dialing their "leaders" telling them that Nancy Pelosi said to ge your @$$ in gear. 

You know, these days it seems like everywhere I turn there is some type of message telling me to feel guilty. My carbon footprint, my greenhouse emissions, my garbage, etc...  I am so tired of these companies and the media telling me that I am part of the reason for our planet, our "mother Earth" being slowing killed. First of all, morons, this planet is going nowhere. Perhaps is will get more difficult for "US" to live here, but the planet will recover and will be fine long after we are gone.

They tell me that I should not use plastic bags from the grocery store. They criticise me for drinking too much bottled water and filling the landfills with plastic bottles. They tell me that I should only drive where I absolutley have to and maybe take a bicycle when I can. They tell me that I should use $10 light bulbs in my house so that I can reduce greenhouse gasses. Fertilizer that I put on my lawn polutes the lakes and streams. My wife's hairspray is depleting the Ozone.

I have a few ideas about this. Stop making plastic bags. Stop selling drinks in plastic bottles. Give me an alternate fuel source that doesnt make my grocery bill increase 15% in one year. Allow power companies to build Nuclear power plants and then let me use your $1 light bulbs made in China that last 2 weeks. Sell me some fertilizer that doesnt make algae grow in our waterways. Stop flying government wastemongers all ove rthe country, they aren't accomplishing crap anyway. What eve happened to ozone depletion anyway?

All I am saying is to stop telling me to feel guilty. I have no problem with companies making money, but if you really want me to stop using this crap, stop selling it. They are the ones who should feel GUILTY not me.

I heard the fox story on gangs in Brevard County. It reminded me of this strange dream I had. I was out running around in Orlando. Suddenly, I came upon a gang. They were all white guys and they were dressed in argile sweaters and Jeans with white K-Swiss shoes on. They were attacking people as they walked by and hitting them with calculators and shooting Kool-Aid from water guns at them and staining their clothes. I was horrible. Those darn crazy white kids and their gangs. Something must be done to stop those punka$$ white boy gangs in the cities.

Most women require much more foreplay and stimulation before they can reach orgasm with their partner than they do when they masturbate. Between 30-40% of women require direct clitoral stimulation and are unable to achieve orgasm through intercourse alone. Between 5-8% of women are unable to achieve orgasm during intercourse, even with direct clitoral stimulation.

I always thought you just had to talk nicely to them.

Leave it to governemt to come up with such a stupid idea. I can see it now, here is a quote from a person getting ready to get shot. "111  44 444 5 55 6 666 333 2 11 2 11 21 2 222 223  333 333 44  5 55 555 5555 555.................' That translates to "Hello 911  There is a man in my hou......." she's dead. And it only took her 19 minutes to send that portion of her failed message.

I think that while they are developing this system they should also make it possible to apply for medicaid via texting. I'd bet $500 that 90% of the people on medicaid have a cell phone with text messaging. What a messed up place this has become.

While I was watching the report on the chicken pox outbreak at Millcreek school in St. Cloud, I noticed the sign out front that said "congrats to Jocilyn Gomez, Minority Teacher of the Year." I have to assume that white females are not eligible for this award.

Do we really still feel that we need another minority recognition program?

Are you really sure that someone with the last name Gomez is a minority in St.Cloud?

How about just teacher of the year? I think that would be proper..........

I just bought my wife a Flexfuel vehicle. I'd like to buy Ethanol if I can but I can't seem to find anywhere to get it. Anyone seen it in Orlando, Altamonte, Sanford?

I have a cingular 8525 with the internet and the whole deal. I have to tell you, after having this phone for a few months I have cancelled my internet access.This access increased my cell phone bill by 50% and I came to reason that spending $50 for home internet, and $50 for cell internet was just rediculous.

Where does it all end, think about it?
$110 for Cable
$50 for Home Internet
$100-150 for cell phone (single - Family)
$50 for cell internet (at$t approximate)
$25-$80 for home phone

That is as much as $440 per month some families (mine) are paying for cable,phone, internet.

You could be driving a Porsche Boxter for that monthly payment. I started feeling like a sheep so I cut almost all of it out. Now I have Cable, and cell phone. And I reduced my monthly Expense to around $125 and still have home cable internet access. Hey, I can afford to spend $400 a month, why should I give my money to a company that I hate. (most people do Hate cable and phone companies because they rape you).

Before all of you Anglo-Americans out there consider giving your vote to Barack Obama, perhaps you would be interested in knowin about his church. The church he belongs to swears it's loyalty to "mother Africa". Never once on the Church's website does it even mention The United States. Just take a look and see if you would really want to support a man for president that belongs to this church. They announce that they are an "all black" church. Must be black to belong. Hmm. Take a look for yourself.

 

http://www.tucc.org/about.htm

 

Research this for yourself.

I began riding ATVs about 2 years ago. Since that time I have seen place after place after place shut down to ATV use. Ocala National Forest is supposed to be "public land". the majority of people who use this are ATV riders. The forestry service claims that ATVs are destroying this area and are closing off more and more areas almost monthly. I have a hard time understanding why it is ok for a logging company to come in and clear cut thousands of acres at a time leaving nothing but flat destroyed land  but my 8" wide ATV tracks are unacceptable.

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I was in a Credit Union on Michigan Ave today and I felt like I was in another Country. The teller acted like I was putting her out by the fact that I did not speak Spanish. That is the reason I moved from Orlando. Unfortunately, all of south Orlando is overtaken by Spanish speaking stores, businesses etc. Along with all of South Florida. I guess the time will soon come when I will have to leave Florida altogether. It is too bad. I was raised in orlando my entire life and now it has been ruined. Our country bends over backwards to make foriegners feel welcome here. It is too bad that immigrants can not give us Anglos the same respect.

Post your comments here on how you feel about the latino invasion of central Florida. Do you think our teachers should be required to learn Spanish to teach our kids? Do you think it is fair that our local government has to hire Spanish speaking workers to deal with the community. Do you think immigrants should be required to learn English before being given citizenship? Just want to hear your thoughts.