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by Mater01 from Radiator Springs, Ar

Last Post 5 days, 14 hours Ago


I am looking for those HOLIDAY smiles and a good bed time story!  There are so many Christmas Stories that is past down from generation to generation, some you share from books, some we share from experiences or friends.  What I would like to know is if there is a CHRISTMAS STORY you could share with us full of HOLIDAY Cheer!!!   So Please share your story with us all here at FOX!

GET-R-DONE......

THIS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS STORY........

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Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 4, 2007 | 10:06 AM

This is one of the Christmas songs I grew up listening to on a 45 vinyl. I would listen to it over and over again. I hope you enjoy your listen. Merry Christmas!!! Lot's of cheer!!!! I haven't heard this since 1970, when all the vinyls were turned into bowls from the heat in the car. LOL We lost so many classics.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c8SqY9crHA8

pattiep read my blog view my photos
Dec 4, 2007 | 3:50 PM

That was great Gammies...Mater, if that don't put a smile on your face, nothing will.
I'll need to think about a good Christmas story to tell. I'll be back later.

Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Dec 5, 2007 | 4:13 PM

Gammies...that was so COOL! I enjoyed that one!

pattiep read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 8:14 PM

When my son was little we rented a rent a Santa. We had all the families kids over. The rent a Santa showed up 2 hrs late. Only the adults knew he was coming so the kids never got upset. He finally showed up drunk. He staggered in and sat down. He looked at us like ok, I'm here, now what..He couldn't even say BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. The plan was, he was suppose to tell the kids a story and tell them to be good. We put the kids to bed, it was getting late. My sister called the township police and had them come over to see the drunk Santa. It was a small community and everybody knew everybody. EVERY cop, every cop car showed up at the house. They all could not believe their eyes. Santa still sitting in the same chair drunk silly and now out cold. It took all of them to get Santa up and out the door. They took him to jail to sober up. Every year the kids wanted us to ask Santa to come over again. They never knew what a terrible Santa he was.

DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 8:34 PM

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt crappy
Even the mouse

Mom at the BLEEP house
And dad smokin grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung off my piece
To see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick

DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 8:39 PM

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The sucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a witch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!

DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 8:47 PM

Well, you asked!

pattiep read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 9:41 PM

That was great, I can't stop laughing...

Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Dec 7, 2007 | 11:57 PM

FANTASTIC FRANK...RIGHT ON!!!

PattieP...I think I would have had fun with that Santa before the cops came. You could have had him made up as Mrs. Claus for the other guys in the jail cell...wink wink...LOL!

pattiep read my blog view my photos
Dec 8, 2007 | 2:01 AM

That would have been a hoot, too bad we didn't think of that.

Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Dec 8, 2007 | 1:08 PM

The hand in a pot of warm water would have worked too! LOL

candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Dec 9, 2007 | 10:02 PM

Hey Daytona...that's funny..I have a Christmas Card about santa's stocking stuffer lol...

Well, here's my Christmas Story in the making...My second Oldest brother is presently in Cuba...we may be reunited really soon...my sister-in-law just got her legal alien papers and was reunited with my nephew who I am yet to meet...they are now in Miami and hopefully will come to Orlando to stay with me for the Holidays...I can't tell you how much I have cried to finally be with some REAL BLOOD RELATIVES..My Oldest, David is stuck in Jerusalem maybe in the future I will be able to bring him here. I have not seen these brothers since I was a child so I have no idea what they look like and I don't care...I need a hug and I wish my mother was alive I saw her cry and cry all nights for 30+ years...and with all that said. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Years. May all your dreams come true and may all of you be safe

Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Dec 9, 2007 | 10:53 PM

A united gathering is always a blessing. All the best to you and yours...and may the stars shine upon you brightly!

candyaquino read my blog view my photos
Dec 17, 2007 | 2:33 PM

Mater01...don't know if you will get to see this blog......but I've been thinking about you and your good friend two-snakes...please give us an update. I wish you a very safe trip and return....Merry Christmas...and if Two-Snakes makes it through the new year...I certainly pray that's it was just an aweful mistake..and may God give him the Health he needs to keep on painting........God bless.

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