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You know your not well liked when your own prduction crew messes with you during an "important" interview (I couldnt stop laughing)

(warning: this video includes animals who are very much in love)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvgU9PdoPqc

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Pamela Bell sings the national anthem

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Free Hugs Campaign

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If this doesn't put a smile on your face I dont know what will...

These parents were worried about the babysitter they hired, so they hid a camera in their childs bedroom and when they checked the footage what they saw was pretty freaky. Can you see the ghost?

 

No lie, they actually caught a ghost ON CAMERA. wow I'm no skeptic anymore. This stuff is creepy.

 

Sitter Cam Catches Ghost

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"I lived on the Moon" by Yannick Puig (june2007)

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I lived on the Moon:
Dear little lad
Here is the story of my life
I lived on the moon x2
Grey flying makes along
The mountain of destiny while
The 3 tailed monkey
Were drawing the stars
Light from the sun and I
Hide myself on the dark side, alone
I've run so far
To find my way
Then I dream again…Alone

Dear little boy, listen
To the voices of your soul
It showed you the way
Of science and peace
Follow your thoughts and fly
Choosing all the things that you desire
Giant waves, fireflies…
Your dreams will be your only shell
Your secrets, your hiding place, my son
Don't let them try
To crush your brain
Let you go far
…my son

 

 

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!WARNING! (It cursing isnt your thing or just dont like cursing in general, then dont press play)

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Lets face it, history is made 24/7 and the United States is still growing. It was hard to imagine a world without opression from the british in the 1700's, an end to the great depression or hawaii and alaska becoming the states that would give The US the title of 50 states. Its only a matter of time until we have our 51 state. I beleive it will be a while before we have our 51st state but I do beleive that if any province, territory or country the next biggest shot we have to a 51st state is Puerto Rico.  

 

What If Puerto Rico became the next state in the Unites States? What would that mean for the history of this country and theirs? How would both co-exsist? What would happend? Could this mean that we might have a "full-blood" hispanic president or would there be no such thing as hispanics being born in Puerto Rico? Would there be tension or acceptance? How will we face the language barrier? If not Puerto Rico then what other territory, country or province? (this was broght to you by 30 minutes of free time at work and 10 years of family discussions)

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2 A day without sunshine is like -- night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

10. He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21 If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

37. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You all were right. There is a cure to being gay. Here is the documentary. Its eye opening.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q64iBzsKls

Last night I attended my school's prom at the gaylordpalms resort. It was entitled "dimonds are forever 007" It was great and we had lots of fun. We also rented out a limo. It made me wonder though. How were proms from your generation or school year and how do you think they differ.

'I hate conservatives, but I really... hate liberals'
Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan and the rest of the South Park gang couldn't spell PC if they tried
April 16, 2005

By Brian C. Anderson

For decades, with few exceptions, a liberal sensibility dominated American humor. From Lenny Bruce to Norman Lear's "All in Family" to "Will & Grace," the laughs came at the expense of fuddy-duddy conservatives and bourgeois conventions. But over the last few years, a new kind of cutting-edge humor has emerged whose primary target is the Left. It's a sign of how much ground liberalism has lost in our cultural life.

The No. 1 example is South Park, Comedy Central's hit adult cartoon series chronicling the misadventures of four potty-mouthed fourth-graders named Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan. Now in its ninth season, South Park, with nearly 3 million viewers per episode (one recent half hour garnered 4.4 million), is Comedy Central's highest-rated program, credited by many with putting the network on the map.

Some conservatives have blasted South Park for its mind-boggling vulgarity, even calling it a "threat to our youth." But those critics don't get it. As the show's co-creator Matt Stone sums it up, "I hate conservatives, but I really (expletive) hate liberals." Stone acknowledges that he and his fellow 30-something Coloradoan colleague Trey Parker are "more right-wing than most people in Hollywood" -- though, he cautions, that's the case partly because Hollywood types are so out there on the Left.

South Park has a sharp anti-PC edge. One episode mocks multicultural sentimentality about the supposed wisdom of native cultures. Kyle contracts a potentially fatal kidney disorder, and his naïve parents try to cure it with "natural" Native American methods, with disastrous results. Stan tries to get his friend sent to a hospital, but runs into fierce resistance.

Kyle's mom reassures him: "Everything is going to be fine, Stan; we're bringing in Kyle tomorrow to see the Native Americans personally."

Stan responds: "Isn't it possible that these Indians don't know what they're talking about?"

Stan's mom interjects: "You watch your mouth, Stanley. The Native Americans were raped of their land and resources by white people like us."

To which Stan has a perfectly logical rejoinder: "And that has something to do with their medicines because ... ?"

South Park regularly mocks left-wing celebrities who feel entitled to tell everyone how the world should run. In the episode "Butt Out," actor, producer, and celebrity activist Rob Reiner blows into town on an anti-smoking crusade, and tries to draft the boys in a sleazy plan to frame the local tobacco company for selling cigarettes to minors. In a classic sequence, set in a downscale local bar, Parker and Stone perfectly capture the Olympian arrogance of liberal elites. Reiner begins to sniff the air violently, detecting a faint whiff of cigarette smoke wafting through the bar. He detects the source: a man wearing a "Buds" cap, quietly enjoying a beer and a smoke. "Would you mind putting that death stick out," Reiner hollers.

The man, surprised, responds: "But, uh, this is a bar." Reiner: "Isn't smoking illegal in bars here?" "Not in Colorado," the bartender tells him. "Oh my God! What kind of backward hick state is this," Reiner explodes. The smoker tries to reason with him: "Listen man, I work 14 hours a day at the sawmill. I just got off work and I need to relax." But Reiner will have none of it: "Well, when I relax I just go to my vacation house in Hawaii!"

The Buds man gets angry: "I ain't got a vacation house in Hawaii!" "Your vacation house in Mexico, then, wherever it is," snorts Reiner. The boys eventually put a stop to the "tubby fascist," saving smoking in South Park.

In a 2004 interview, Parker and Stone expanded on just how much they loathed meddling celebrities. "People in the entertainment industry are by and large (tramp)-chasing drug-addicted (expleted)," Parker noted. "But they still believe they're better than the guy in Wyoming who really loves his wife and takes care of his kids and is a good, outstanding, wholesome person. Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be." (This contempt for Hollywood activist lefties was also on display in Parker and Stone's hilarious puppet movie "Team America: World Police.")

Hollywood, in its knee-jerk leftism, has also long looked down on the business world; indeed, one study from the 1990s showed businessmen committing almost half of all murders and vice crimes on the tube. On occasion, South Park gleefully bucks the anti-business trend. In one entry, a "Harbucks" coffee chain arrives in South Park. Town residents resist it at first, but everyone eventually admits its coffee is better than anything else on offer in town. "Harbucks Coffee started off as a small, little business" Stan tells a town meeting, "But because it made such great coffee, and because they ran their business so well, they managed to grow until they became the corporate powerhouse it is today. And that is why we should all let Harbucks stay." It's worth noting that Matt Stone's father is a semiretired economics professor.

South Park has also satirized the 1960s counterculture; abortion-on-demand (Cartman's mother seeks to have him aborted -- even though he's 8); sex-ed in school; hate-crime legislation; and many other liberal shibboleths.

Conservatives sometimes find themselves skewered too -- phony patriots and Mel Gibson have been among those slashed. But the deepest thrust of South Park's politics is pretty clear.

Parker and Stone have made their show not only the most obscenity-laced but -- paradoxically -- also the most hostile to liberalism in television history. Intresting, I love the smoking part.

There are a lot of terrible things in life: asparagus, a baby's scream, and imagining what happens between our own Newsvine love-trio (Ansab, Obleo, and Calvin for the st00pid n00bs). Far and beyond these comparatively petty evils is the uber-super-ultimate-mega baddest thing around: conservatives.

Conservatives are the bane of our society. Without them, we would be lead by their polar-opposite counterparts: liberals. Liberals, as we all know, are the shining example of perfection itself. They never say stupid things, do stupid stuff, or even think anything other than genius-level thoughts. Liberals are always nice and care a ton about the "common man" (I've never met that dude, but dang he's popular). But I digress into compliments... onward to unbridled hatred!

Conservatives are all (meaning all) hypocritical. They say they're fiscally (fancy word alert!) conservative, yet blow all our money on things like free cars and stuff. They say they're moral, yet, as we all know, conservatives are the most immoral people on the face of the Earth. They say they care about the "common man," but constantly don't invite him to Christmas dinner. Scumbags.

Conservatives are stupid. It's a simple case that conservatives are kindergarten drop-outs while liberals are all Yale/Harvard/Other-uppity-school graduates. Conservatives can't form complete sentences. They invent their own words. They're dumber than the dumbest dumb liberal.

Conservatives hate people. They hate gay people a ton. They hate abortion-having people (they like fetuses slightly more). They hate everyone in the middle east (Israel excluded). They hate the world. They even hate our most precious possession: freedom. I'm not even sure what it is, but liberals tell me it's really sweet to have (they're always right, you know). Conservatives are constantly trying to take it away. Oh, and freedom is something you can't share, so don't let conservatives play with your freedom over the weekend. It's like loaning a book to Mr. I-Steal-Books. In summation, conservatives hate a lot of stuff.

Bush is a conservative. We all hate Bush and he's the epitome of the conservative party: stupid (he didn't really go to Yale), hypocritical, and clearly hates people. Go into any article on Newsvine (including articles about kittens) and you can find someone telling the world in highly refined rhetoric why Bush is bad. That's why I won't get into it.

I could go on and spew hatred for days on end, but I figure I'll leave room for you, my loyal liberal readers to spew your own variant of hatred and get voted up faster than an anti-Bush article.

Why do you hate conservatives?

Anyone who believes this is clearly insane. Please, do us a favor and check yourself into an asylum

http://noah.newsvine.com/_news/2006/11/22/453097-sa
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This is obviously a conservative.