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Does anyone realize exactly how much a TRILLION dollars is?

If you began earning 1000 (one THOUSAND) dollars per MINUTE (or, for those of you in Rio Linda, SIXTY THOUSAND dollars per hour) when Columbus discovered America in 1492, would you have a trillion dollars yet?

The answer is NO. Not even close. You would have to work ANOTHER 1386 years to acquire a trillion dollars. Yeas, it would take you over 1900 years to earn a trillion dollars at $1000 a minute.

Do the math and chew on THAT for a while.

If you were a terrorist or a thug dictator and wanted to wage war against the people of the United States, whom would YOU vote for?

I think that you know the answer.

Well, here's whom these terrorists are supporting:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pag
eId=76758

Anybody surprised? Anybody surprised that the MSM will give this no mention? Anyone surprised that Ifill will not mention it during tonight's debate?

The list of dirt against Osama continues to grow but it matters not to the agents of change.

If any of you Bay Area residents feel like making a field trip - and you are looking for some fun, you might want to consider a drive up I-75 a week from Friday.

I am in the process of organizing a rally for McCain/Palin on the 10th at 5:00pm. It is going to take place at the corner of 13th Street (US441) and University Avenue (SR26) smack-dab in the middle of Gainesville right across from the University of Florida. This is the corner where the libs love to hold their war protests so I thought it to be an appropriate place.

The Republican Party of Alachua County was very lukewarm when I mentioned it to them so I thought that I would take it upon myself to get it done.

I am planning to also tell local Publix stores to expect a run on eggs that day.

FloydFreak

Looks like Al Gore has been relegated to the back burner - or, more appropriately, the back COOLER.

With so much angst over the economy - forget the fact that it is FABRICATED - we have heard nothing lately about the doom and gloom that is global warming.

Oh yeah, after a couple of warm nights with the A/C running, the windows are opened once again, at least at night. They're forecasting 53 degrees for Friday morning.

President: Newt Gingrich

Vice President: Karl Rove

Two of the most brilliant minds in Washington.

The fair and lovely Michelle asked me to convey best wishes to her friends on these boards. I heard from Michelle today for the first time in a month.

She seemed to be in very good spirits, as always, but her voice seemed a bit weak. She has been in Gainesville for the past month and is scheduled to see a specialist at Shands Hospital next Tuesday.

Again, our beloved Michelle needs our prayers. Her condition, while incurable, can hopefully be controlled.

It was truly a delight to see her number flash on my phone today.

Please join me in wishing Michelle all the best.

OK, you disgusting vile worm of a woman. You and your little lap dog in the Senate, another worm, Harry Reid need to go back to the pig sty from whence you came.

Your fellow libs put you in power almost TWO YEARS AGO to "fix" things. Let's see what you've fixed.

Gas prices? Methinks NOT.

The mortgage mess (about which we were warned five years ago)? Nope again.

What exactly HAVE you accomplished during these twenty months?

That's what I thought.

I've got to tell you, in almost fifteen years of marriage, I have NEVER heard my wife utter the "C-Word".

But she did today after hearing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's partisan tirade on the floor of the House of Representatives today. This woman should be ashamed of herself - and her fellow democrats should also be ashamed.

I used to call Pelosi a "slut". I was being kind.

I would like to use an analogy to compare for you conservatism versus liberalism:

Every two weeks, I visit Florida's Blood Centers in Ocala. There, they stick a needle into each of my arms and I lie there immobilized for anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour-and-a-half while they draw platelets. The machine draws blood from one arm, removes the platelets, then returns the platelet-less blood to the other arm.

I have been donating blood for over thirty years; whole blood for the first twenty and platelets for the past ten or so. I do not receive any accolades really nor do I seek any (Florida Blood Services gives you a t-shirt and Florida's Blood Centers gives you a gift card to Darden Restaurants and, occasionally, a $10 gas card). I do it to help people with blood disorders.

Now for the analogy...supposing that Barack Obama MANDATES that EVERYONE submit to having a needle stuck into each arm every two weeks to have a unit of platelets removed. How do you think that you would like having THE GOVERNMENT telling you that you MUST give blood or face some sort of penalty?

Methinks that most of you wouldn't be too keen on the idea.

Now tell me, dear people, how this differs from the government TAKING BY FORCE a third of your pay and giving it to people that supposedly NEED it worse than you do? Of course, this includes "the poor" that are unable to provide for themselves, and, if you elect Osama, "FREE" medical care, "FREE" college educations, ad nauseum.

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU PULL THE LEVER FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

Look, I already pay (dearly) to put your child through twelve (or thirteen or fourteen) years of school.

Now Barack Obama wants me to pay to put him or her through COLLEGE?

Who the he!! paid to put ME through college? Not the "government", that's for sure!

GMAFB!

Well, they've done it again. Some Alachua County DEmocrat OPerative has stolen the SECOND McCain/Palin sign that I put up. Gee, these are some really sophisticated fadwucks.

But fear not, fellow conservatives. As I promised on my post from earlier this week, I will simply obtain another one. There's a guy selling them at Pine & Silver Springs Blvd. in Ocala. I have to work tomorrow so I'll just fork over five bucks for another one.

You dopes are gonna need a ladder this time; the new sign is going to be nailed ten feet up on a nearby power pole.

Congratulations for a fine job, libbie-pantywastes!

Only a _______ supports ________.

a) moron-Obama
b) jock strap-private parts
c) socialistic society-deadbeats
d) ALL of the above

...hey, where'd you go, pal?

Just as I was getting ready to stuff you right back into the hole from whence you came, you disappear. Someone saved me the trouble.

Pity.

You know GD well that if it could be proven that REPUBLICANS were complicit with regard to the economic crisis, the congressional hearings would be going on 24/7.

But the cast of characters consists of DEMOCRATS. Therefore, no hearings on the horizon. They love to drag the CEO's of those evil oil companies before Congress every time the price of oil spikes. But, gee, when there is evidence of REAL wrongdoing, especially by dems, they crawl into the woodwork like little roaches.

Come on, Nancy the Slut. Whaddya say that we put some of your fluff boys (Dodd, Frank, et al) on the stand?

Afraid that we just might FIND SOMETHING???

Have you heard the latest words of wisdom from Joe "Make Me Upchuck, I Mean, Stand Up Chuck" Biden? As I understand it, he was drawing some sort of comparison between The Messiah, The Most Merciful and Franklin Roosevelt and the latter's leadership during the stock market crash of 1929. Biden said something to the effect of Roosevelt going on television to reassure Americans that everything would be OK.

There were just two very minor points that Joe failed to recognize:

1) Television, if it had even been invented, was not even unveiled to the nation until the New York World's Fair ten years later. I don't think that most American households had TV in '29.

2) Roosevelt wasn't president in 1929 - Hoover was.

Maybe Roosevelt just sent text messages on his iPhone. LMFAO!

Nice try, Joe.