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Why is the thong so wrong?

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:14 AM
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Police in Lincoln, Nebraska arrested a jogger for running down the street wearing just a thong, only a thong. He was booked for indecent exposure.

So what do you think? Should someone be taken in for lack of clothing? Why is the thong so wrong?

43 Comments | Add a Comment

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:18 AM

Was he fat? Maybe the cop was jealous because the guy was bigger than the cop is. Again commen sence thrown out the door. The jogger should not have been dressed inappropiatly and the cop should have just given him a citation.

Truthguys

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:23 AM

I would pay to see the Hooter girls do that.

But I have dreams I am naked and in college or Flying with underwear... both not a pretty sight I am sure.

Watcher

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:23 AM

Peanut butter and mustard-
Gas tanks and water-
Men in thongs-

Some things were just not meant to be....

Truthguys

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:25 AM

Yeah and how does the cop write that ticket.... Stuck on Stupid, ugly101, or mis use of hot chick wear.

Cromagnonwoman

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:29 AM

We already have a crack problem in this country.

Phlybynight

Jun 19, 2008 | 6:46 AM

I think what happens in Lincoln should stay in Lincoln. Surely there is news equally as controversial here in central FL worthy of our esteemed opinion. For example; if you boot an illegally parked car, isn't it still illegally parked?

oldvamp

Jun 19, 2008 | 7:25 AM

Was the cop a female? Was he patted down? Did the thong cover everything? Should I go on? This was just plain wrong.

toddt

Jun 19, 2008 | 8:38 AM

I used to wear nothing but a thong when I would jog.......but I always felt like I had a constant wedgie that would NEVER leave.....so I stopped!!

80sMetalHead

Jun 19, 2008 | 9:18 AM

A dude in a banana hammock jogging down the street would cause me to laugh uncontrollably.

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 9:21 AM

Let's be serious here folks, this is obviously a freedom of speech issue (aren't they all for us pinko commie libs?)

If Suzy can "express herself by nakedly playing on a big greased pole (while a few drunken slobs stuff $$$ into her crotch), can't Sam express himself by jogging with a weggie ?(I don't suspect anyone was tempted to stuff $$$ into his crotch however)

Fair is fair. Where is the ACLU when we need them?

ChinkyC

Jun 19, 2008 | 10:49 AM

R U Serious Yellowdog?

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 11:29 AM

As a heart attack BLEEP...fair is fair, why do women get all the fun? (as if walking around with a weggie is fun).

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 11:30 AM

This thing won't let me say c*h*i*n*k...crazy bleeper.

Cromagnonwoman

Jun 19, 2008 | 11:40 AM

Imagine having only a thong and having to put a maxi pad in there.
It happens.
I will now leave you with that visual.

TavaresJim

Jun 19, 2008 | 12:11 PM

While I have no desire to see hairy man ass in a thong I have to agree with Yellowdog. We as a whole in this country are pretty uptight.

Cromagnonwoman

Jun 19, 2008 | 12:24 PM

"uptight" and thong in the same post. lol

Gammies61

Jun 19, 2008 | 12:36 PM

Mrs. Cro Sick humor is cool!

Man nor woman should jog in a thong. It could injure your eye. You can't jog with eye injuries. You could stumble into oncoming traffic. Splat!

YBSRobin

Jun 19, 2008 | 12:37 PM

Cromagnonwoman and 80's you both are two funny and pretty much summed it up. And Cromagnonwoman how could you miss "as a whole" as well, say that with an Italian accent and I think you will get it...LOL. Sorry TavaresJim I couldn't help myself. The visuals left are just way too much.

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 12:53 PM

gammie and cro make a good team. They could tour as "Crogram".

sipedo

Jun 19, 2008 | 1:15 PM

Peanut Butter and Mustard Sandwiches are AWESOME. Especially Honey Mustard. You should try it while wearing your THONGS.

Cromagnonwoman

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:00 PM

CROGRAMS, GET YA CROGRAMS!!!!!

rexsmom

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:01 PM

I don't see a need for a ticket. I do see the need to laugh until I fall over...then laugh some more.

Hawkeye

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:26 PM

I don't know YD..How many times has Suzy been seen to be " nakedly playing on a big greased pole (while a few drunken slobs stuff $$$ into her crotch)," in PUBLIC..and WHERE????

Hawkeye

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:26 PM

No,,REALLY,,,WHERE???

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:57 PM

Happens in Mickey Land all the time I hear.

Good point Hawk, how 'bout thongs at the beach? Aren't they legal?

yellowdog

Jun 19, 2008 | 2:58 PM

You are just TOO funny cro, where's your sidekick?

DeborahLakeHelen

Jun 19, 2008 | 3:58 PM

Sipedo, I thought I was the ONLY one in the whole wide world who had ever eaten a peanut butter and mustard sandwich! Oh how I used to love to gross my Mom out eating them!
Well now, who here wants to see Rosie, Drew Carey or Martha Stewart in a nice, tight thong?

Hawkeye

Jun 19, 2008 | 4:02 PM

Ok Deb,,Go and cut yourself a switch....

Cromagnonwoman

Jun 19, 2008 | 4:03 PM

If you go over to Playlinda Beach, everything is optional yellowdog. Sometimes that is a bad thing. I saw this whole family get naked, kids and all, and run into the water splashing around like it was nothing. The husband and the wife looked like a couple of wayward Manatees.
Some people should never be out in public nude.

Hawkeye

Jun 19, 2008 | 4:16 PM

I'm not even allowed on those beaches with my clothes ON but THAT'S a different story altogether..LMAO..

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