EvilBlonde's Blog

Once apon a time there was a DimWit who thought she ruled the world. She would try her very best to convince everyone that she was the poor pitiful victim of unwarrented abuse by those who lived in her town. She would scream and yell all hours of the day about how she was being picked on and insulted but she never understood that it was only because the people of this town could not tolerate her nastiness and vile tongue. She used every excuse in the book to excuse her behavior and when that didn't work she enlisted the help of a DimWit friend who came running to her aid protesting and yelling about how she was always right and how grand she was because she could copy and paste links to articles she didn't write but would gladly try to imply were her own thoughts on any subject. These two made a fine pair as they were the only ones that every commented on the others thoughts. And all was good in the village for a short time....then....

A villager who dared to call this DimWit what she was one day started the flood that would soon sweep everyone up in its muddied waters. It didn't take long however for the people of this town to realize what had happened and again cry out for some justice for the disturbance this dimwit was causing. But their pleas when unanswered leaving them to band together one more time to put the dimwit and her friend in their rightful place. There were a couple of town people that had decided enough was enough and they tried to fight this battle on the DimWits level but that too had no effect. The DimWit had taken to spreading lies when she realize that almost everyone in the town had figured her out and were now just ignoring her. In the midst of this may of the towns folks found a safe place to gather and enjoy social times and great conversations, but sadly the news of this gathering place reached the DimWit and her friend and they decided to sneek in and carry back what ever conversations they could steal. The town folk who belonged there knew this was happening so the posted messages for the DimWit and her friend but those messages got ignored and the DimWit and her friend thought all was good....

In the mean time across the land there was another person who had been having conversations with one of the town folks about the events surrounding the DimWit and her friend in her town. This new person just could not believe that there were people this stupid in the world so she decided to visit the town and see for herself. She didn't let anyone know she was there for quite a long time and just watched from the shadows. She would continue the conversations with her town friend and they would laugh about the stupidity of it all. Then one day she decide that it was time to show her face and she joined in the town meeting. She didn't however tell her friend from the town that she was going to do so. She kept to herself and she played games with some of the locals and was enjoying her time with them when the DimWit decided to launch an attack claiming she was someone else. The new person tried to ignore the DimWit but when it became clear that she would just not stop the new person challenged her to provide some proof of her claims. Funny thing was the DimWit was also being challended by the town folk to do the same thing and they all waited....

It didn't take long before the DimWit decied to show her hand and proudly displayed what she and her equally stupid friend thought was grand proof of all the misdeeds the town folk had committed. She proclaimed victory and dance the dance of the DimWits in joy. A few commended her and told her she was wise and good BUT....as all stories must this one was coming to an end. The DimWit had built a case on lies and assumptions and we all know those never have a happy ending. Such is the ending of this story....

For you see...the new person that the DimWit proudly claimed was lying and pretending to be someone else, acutally many other people was in fact THE SISTER OF ONE OF THE TOWN FOLK. Yes folks you heard right, TAllen is my BABY SISTER! 

And so the DimWit and her friend now having NOTHING but STUPIDITY to show for all their hard work are left to twiddle their thumbs and wonder just what the hell went wrong?

The moral of the story...ALWAYS KNOW THE PLAYERS BEFORE YOU SHOW YOUR STUPIDITY! AND NEVER LIE!

Sweet dream my DimWitted little friends...tomorrow you may just be eating a large dose of crow.