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Will It Smack Our Fannies?
Aug 18, 2008 | 8:09 AM
Category: Weather
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Will it smack our fannies, and call us,

"DARLIN' "?

When will we know where it will go? Just how close to our fannies will the storm come? I have my own little "spinning board" tacked to my kitchen wall. I can flick the arrow with my finger, and the "spinner" goes around, and hopefully, the section where it lands will tell me what to eapect, and how close the storms will come to my fanny. The categories of sections are as follows:

1. Slap in the middle of your fanny, it's really gonna sting!

2. Kinda near your fanny, it will only hurt a little!

3. Not close enough to sting your fanny that bad!

4. Far enough away, you'll only feel the breeze pass by your fanny!

5. Not close enough to your fanny, for you to even know that anything even happened at all!

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Meb452m read my blog
Aug 25, 2008 | 7:50 PM

Don't know much about smacking fannies Deborah. A buddy back in highschool put me up to pinching a rather fine one one night. I saw the slap comming but due to a slight case of inebriation was unable to duck. I still bear the horrific mental scars from that painfull night some 32 yrs. ago. LOL
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 9:34 PM

ROFLMAO! You always catch me off guard, don't ya? Smartazz!
Meb452m read my blog
Aug 29, 2008 | 9:39 PM

Hey Deborah, I try ! If you need a good laugh go to YD's blog and check his Georgia/Russia/ Bush slam. You might really roll and hoot then !
Meb452m read my blog
Aug 29, 2008 | 9:47 PM

OOPS, I almost forgot to thank you for the compliment. The sweet,loveable,sneeky, sly and wise old dog always avoids the rolled newspaper. LMAO !!!! You and the family have a safe,and thoroughly enjoyable holiday weekend ! :)
Meb452m read my blog
Aug 29, 2008 | 10:17 PM

I always have liked a good laugh. I grew up in a relatively rural area and worked on a cattle ranch and orange groves during the summer school breaks. Some of them older country boys were fantastic story tellers and jokesters. I was pretty young when I got burned on this joke. The old ranch hand had a buch of us around and seriously asked : The white part in chicken sh-t is chicken sh-t, do you know what the green part is ? The question drew some blank stares by all, then I got sucked in and asked what ? He answered that's chicken sh-t too ! I was the dumbazz that day, but I must say : I'VE LEARNED ! LOL
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I love MOST people, especially children and old people, and I am especially offended when someone hurts one of them. "NEVER WRESTEL WITH PIGS, THE PIGS LIKE IT, AND YOU'LL JUST GET DIRTY!" Modified from a quote by my dear friend, jfore

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