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by DVS11965 from Apopka

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Sep 28, 2008 | 11:23 PM
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Kaley Anthony's mom was spotted today retrieving a newspaper from her yard. Paper boy was badly beaten by protesters who are swarming around the house during the day for taking her side. They were ranting that Kaley's mom shouldn't get the paper, because she's a murderer and doesn't deserve to read.

The latest moron poll showed stupid people ask more stupid questions then smart people do by a margin of 10 - 1

The FEDS take over WAMU and the old CEO on the job for only 3 months gets a $15 million dollar payoff to leave the company. Workers showed up for work this morning, and were sent home with nothing.

A study from Harvard University - taking 5 years and $350,000 in grants - today released a major finding. Men AND Women like Viagra. That's time and money well spent.

Unemployment in America is rising daily. Well we finally found a solution to out Illegal Alien problem. No workie...no tacoee

A team of medical doctors from the New England Journal of Medicine realeased an important finding today. Men who masterbate more then 3 times a day risk getting carpol tunnel in their arms. They came up with alternating arms as a quick cure for this problem.

The Surgeon General says smoking causes cancer. She suggests that no one be allowed to smoke cigarettes because the primary and secondary smoke are killing people. But car, bus, factory, truck, controlled burns, and other pollutants are ok, because she was paid enough by the industries to buy that new yacht she wanted.

That's the Latest news.....Goodnight

 

 

 

 

 

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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Sep 29, 2008 | 7:35 AM

Its great how you took reality and made it funny.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Sep 29, 2008 | 5:51 PM

As the world turns, it's a shame it can't occasionally spin a few people off, who really don't deserve to be here!
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Sep 29, 2008 | 7:41 PM

Thanks for the fun, glad you are back.
DVS11965 read my blog view my photos
Sep 29, 2008 | 8:19 PM

I am back pattie and thank you. Been a hard year but things are back on track. A lot of Albertsons closed, but mine survived...luckily.
Vlad read my blog
Sep 30, 2008 | 10:36 PM

Hey Deb, can I start a list of those to be spun off the planet?
Vlad read my blog
Sep 30, 2008 | 10:39 PM

This remark was NOT approved nor condoned by our fine host DVS.

A team of medical doctors from the New England Journal of Medicine released an important finding today. Men who masturbate more then 3 times a day risk getting carpal tunnel in their arms. They came up with alternating arms as a quick cure for this problem.
Just switching hands if not very effective the trick is to turn your hands over occasionally ;).
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DVS11965

A remberence of a man who touched every area that "WE AREN'T SUPPOSE TO TOUCH" long before it was cool to do so. Here's to ya George....I guess you now know what happens when we leave here.

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