Alexis_Brito's Blog

to swim are lo mismo , in one coqueta vieja , and in one vieja coqueta. " " to swim are lo mismo la comoda about you hermana and acomodame a you hermana " y los otros about los digo behold actor's mask ja ja ja.

this is just tooooooo funny......NO you didn't Alexis......oooh boy are we going to get in trouble.....

Gammies I am proud of you......thanks for being so cheerful

Neze..never heard of that one......THAT'S HYSTERICAL.......

WELL....here's mine version:

NO ES LO MISMO TUBERCULOSO..........QUE VER TU CULO............hahahhahhahhah

here's one for everybody:

If you are in the kitchen - you are Italian
If you are in the livingroom - you are American
If you are in the bathroom --- Eu ro pean......

why did the mexican guy want to push his wife off the roof...............

HE WANT TE QUIL LA...hahahhahahha

How do you spot a jewish at a football game?

He's the one yelling GET THE QUARTER BACK.......

O.k. I have many jewish friends so they are not offended......its a joke peoople..

A bigga monkey. LOL I would hope no one would be offended, but I'm sure some are. It's a PC world. We have to live in it. Oh well!

LOLLL.NeZe...wait my son almost had me cracked up when told me why did the boy throw the marjorine out the window..because he wanted to see the butter fly...........

YOUR MOMMA IS SO DUMB......SHE WENT TO PAY THE PHONE BILL........at Taco bell......lalallahahahahhhahhaa

hwayoataline: that is priceless.. I love it

roflmao! hwayoutaline, that's classic!!!

the teacher asked the class to use the word CALCULATOR in a sentence..

Mary said: when I go shopping with my mother I use a calculator to help figure out the costs..very good the teacher said.

Larry: When I do my math homework I use calculator for the difficult problems.. very good the teacher said. Hesitant to see what Pepito was going to say she ask him

Pepito said: When I go home after school, my mamita she makes rice and beans with carne frita and I eat it all up then I do CA CA LATOR............hhahahahahahhahaha

Thank you Alexis,80sMetalHeadand candy,I have one more,A Mexican was asked to use the words green,pink and yellow in a sentence,he said oh thats easy, the telephone goes green green green,i pink up the phone and say yellow!ya'll have a fantastic weekend!

RNC08.....you are too funny..but ya know..that appears to be a great problem WITH MCDONALDS...and perhaps THAT'S WHY NO ONE IS GETTING THEIR ORDERS ......correctly.......would you like a fountain soda........when asked for a Coke...WELL i'd be darn........

Spanglish is the natural progression of what happens when to languages mix. You have kids today who are speaking both you are bound to see them both mix.

I don't really understand them entirely myself and I read spanish a lot better than I can speak it.

I don't think a lot of latinos are aware that some gringo's understand spanish. I was in the line trying to use my credit card and the machine wouldn't accept my card. The Latino behind me said basically "El pendejo blanco!" (I only understand about 60% of what people say to me in spanish) and the cashier who was Latina laughed with him thinking it was funny. He followed up with some other choice words one which assumed I was the son of a stupid BLEEP.

I went and told the store manager I had just been called a white a**hole and the other stuff the man had said all because the credit card machine wouldn't accept my card. I also told him I didn't think it was appropriate for the cashier to be laughing along with him. He took the cashier aside and I left the store. I found out the next day they fired her. I felt kind of bad but it proves a point, don't assume people don't understand what you are saying. I lived in South and Central America for almost two years. I may not speak Spanish well, but I do know when I'm being insulted lol.

hey Sageman don't feel bad......I had people think I am A DAM IMMIGRANT and said some trash in English.........but I just turned around and told to go BLEEP themselves and so and so forth.......yep........you never know who may be around........that's why I DON'T TAKE ANYTHING OR ANYONE FOR GRANTED.........though I have cuss a million times in these blogs.....I HAVE NEVER insulted anyone directly that didn't say something idiotic and/or offensive to me......pay with the same coin..........pagar con la misma moneda......is my motto now......and I WILL HAVE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH..........I AM AN AMERICAN........CUBAN NATIVE........WHO LOVES PEOPLE.......and what happened to the cashier WAS DESERVING.........and inappropriate......

lol..80smetalhead...I remember during high school..many thought I was Puerto Rican..cause I guess I don't act Cuban..whatever!!! anyways this guy was trying to rap..(oh gosh that's old) to me..and he started bashing cubans don't know why BUT i went along with him..yes they are come mierdas..blah blah..at the end of the long boring conversation he asked me WHAT PART OF PUERTO RICO I WAS FROM.....and I responded SANTIAGO DE CUBA HIJO DE LA .&&^%$$ he looked so bewildered it was funny.....I still remember that and I still remember today many of friends didn't want to believe I was Cuban..lol...and when I am around Italians..you can't tell UNLESS I OPEN MY DAM MOUTH......its just funny...HECK I EVEN GOT CARD.....at the Santana concert...was I blushing or what!!!!...dam that girl made me feel so young..........lmao

Hi Sageman,
Im glad you did that.. well if she said Blanco, well may she find a job where she doesn't have to speak to people that is wrong... I hate that.. I too had someone fired, but I made that woman say I am sorry on camera then be fired.. it was great...